Things you just don't do

You just dont walk into a military command post while wearing a shemagh and a bunch of pepperoni sticks strapped to your chest, much like a suicide belt.

go into school with pajamas on

You don't say the b** word in an airport. They don't fuck around with stuff like that.

take your parents van to the skatepark and roll up blasting "everyday I'm hustlin". Funniest shit ever. (while being white)

sex in the champaigne room


i never done any of this