my mom sent this to me

dont say this to your girlfriend or lover



love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but i only slept with you because i was pissed.

thought that i could love no other until that is i met your brother.

roses are red violets are blue suger is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting the violets are dead the suger bowl's empty and so is your head.

i want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off of your face.

i love your smile yor face and your eyes -dame i'm good at telling lies!

my darling my lover my beautiful wife marrying you screwed up my life.

i see face when i am dreaming. thats why i always wake up screaming.

my love you take my breath away . what have you stepped in to smell this way.

my feelings for you no words can tell except mabybe go to hell.

what inspired this amorous rhyme two parts vodka one part lime.